Stop Kneeling! I'm Really Not a Big Shot!

What? Just getting roasted can activate rewards from the System?

And so Jiang Li begins a life of luxury, getting roasted and envied at every turn.

Beggar: "This kid is such an easy mark!"

Ding!

System reward: One Ferrari sports car worth 5 million!

Passerby: "You can tell he's a loser at a glance!"

Ding!

System reward: One villa in Nanhu International worth 70 million!

College rival: "A toad dreaming of eating swan meat!"

Ding!

System reward: One private jet worth 150 million.

"But why is my System so quiet and tight-lipped?"

Jiang Li is deeply troubled. Some strange rewards come with no instructions at all.

For example: Spirit Communication Pills, Immortal Eyes, Demon-Subduing Incantations...

What on earth are these things?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.