Urban: The System Stole My Protagonist Role

"Ding! The Host has been diagnosed with a terminal illness: end-stage laziness. Forced Auto-Pilot function activated. The System will take full control of the Host."

"Auto-Pilot successful. System mission commencing."

"Mission issued..."

"Earth's NPCs have been found to have low intelligence. The System classifies Earth's NPCs as idiots."

"System protection protocol activated. The System has decided not to speak with idiots, as doing so would lower its intelligence."

Chen Hao: "System, please say something!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.