League of Legends: Coach, I Really Don't Want to Play Support

"Ding... System binding successful."

"The Leave It to Fate System has been successfully bound. Scanning Host information..."

"At the start of each game, the System will randomly select two heroes for the Host to use. Using a hero selected by the System will randomly grant the Host a buff. Going against the System's wishes will instead grant a debuff."

"Detected that the Host had greater proficiency with mid-lane heroes in their previous life. Only mid-lane heroes will be randomly selected."

"Unlocking System skills..."

Fortune Favors the Bold: Dealing damage to an enemy hero first increases the Host's reaction speed by 10%. This is a passive skill and disappears five seconds after leaving combat.

A Hundred Paces, a Thousand Echoes: Increases the Host's hit rate with non-targeted skills by 10%. This skill increases by 5% every ten minutes, up to a maximum of 30%.

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