I'm Having Such a Hard Time! Even the System Lies to Me

Fu Tu never imagined that the System would trick him.

System:

Option one: Join a sect and receive the Heaven-grade Cultivation Art, Creation Formula.

Option two: Refuse to join a sect and receive the Earth-grade Cultivation Art, Longevity Formula.

Option three: Refuse to join a sect, then loudly berate the sect's Grand Elders in front of everyone. Receive a God-grade reward: ascend on the spot and become invincible!

Fu Tu: "I choose three! Three!"

System: God-grade rewards are out of stock. Please try again later.

Fu Tu: "I choose one!"

System: The Creation Formula has already been claimed. It is currently out of stock. Please try again later.

Fu Tu: "Two?"

System: Out of st...

Fu Tu points at the two bright red characters: **.

System: Your God-grade reward has been delivered. The Creation Formula and the Longevity Formula have been stored in your sea of consciousness. Please check them promptly.

Fu Tu: "Are you messing with me?"

System: Teasing you makes me happy.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.