Journey to the West: Shh, Little Drill Wind Is on Patrol

I transmigrated into Journey to the West as Little Drill Wind.

I got the Super Mountain Patrol System. The more I patrol, the stronger I get!

So here I am in Journey to the West, working overtime every day and never clocking out at five.

I patrol the mountains, and I love it!

Wherever I go, gods and demons scatter.

In the Great Hall of the Great Hero in the Western Heaven,

The Buddha said, “Guanyin, hurry and tell Tang Sanzang and the others to wait a little longer. Little Drill Wind is starting his mountain patrol!”

Guanyin fell silent. “But Tang Sanzang and the others have already waited a whole year!”

How’s that for Journey to the West?

In the Golden Throne Hall of the Ninth Heaven,

The Jade Emperor said, “Taibai Jinxing, Little Drill Wind’s patrol territory keeps growing. The Heavenly Court is in grave danger.”

Taibai Jinxing replied sheepishly, “I have an idea. Why don’t we rename all the mountains in Heaven ‘Buns,’ so he won’t have any mountains left to patrol?”

For example, Heavenly Mountain could be called Heavenly Bun?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.