The Daring Thief: The Whole World Begs Me to Stop Stealing

"Mr. Know-It-All! This is bad! The Dragon Kingdom's amazing master thief is coming to steal your phone so you can't post tweets!"

Know-It-All gave an OK sign. "We have the best soldiers. They've already guarded the Black Pavilion. Nobody understands our military better than I do. You're trying to scare me? You're fired!"

The next morning, Know-It-All cried, "WTF? Where's my phone?! I need to tweet!"

The Head Steward: "I've got a hundred thousand chapters saved up. No tips, and I'll only post one chapter a day!"

Reader: "You're just a writer. What do you know about 'Here comes the blade'? The Amazing Master Thief said he'd release all your chapters tonight!"

The Head Steward: "There's no such thing as an Amazing Master Thief. A mass update? Impossible."

The next morning, the Head Steward yelled, "Here comes the blade! I'm going to hack that bastard to death!"

Several months later, announcements came from all over the world.

"Master Ye Liang, please show mercy. We'll give you a hundred million. We beg you, stop stealing!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.