Shocking Thief: the Whole World Begged Me Not to Steal Anymore

"I understand Mr. Wang! Oh no! The terrifying thief from the Dragon Kingdom is coming to steal your phone and stop you from tweeting!" King Dong made an OK gesture: "We have the best soldiers who have guarded the Black Pavilion. No one knows our army better than me. If you scare me, you will be fired!" The next morning, Wang understands: "WTF? Where is my phone?! I want to tweet!" … Manager: "I have 100,000 manuscripts saved. If I don't reward you, I will update it every day!" Reader: "You are just a book writer. What do you know about swordsmanship? The Jingtian Demon Thief said that I will distribute all your manuscripts tonight!" Manager: "How can there be any shocking thief? It's impossible to break the news." The next morning, the manager said: "Here comes the knife! I'm going to chop that bastard to death!" … Months later, announcements were made all over the world. "Boss Ye Liang, I'm so proud of you. I'm asking for 100 million yuan, please don't steal it!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.