Journey to the West: A Mature Scripture Should Know to Make Its Own Way to Great Tang

Zhu Ganglie: "When are those Tang monks finally coming? My piglets are old enough to go out and buy soy sauce!"

Chan Master Wuchao: "The bird droppings in my nest are about to reach my neck."

Sha Monk: "Where's the Pilgrim? Where's the Pilgrim? They never show up, and I'm not allowed to eat the meat either. Are they trying to drive me mad or what?"

Guanyin: "They haven't even left Chang'an, and Jin Chanzi has already faced the Eighty-One Tribulations."

Li Huai transmigrates into the Tang emperor.

He is the Great Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole, descended to the mortal realm and reborn.

He thinks: When I was in Heaven, the Jade Emperor never consulted me about this pilgrimage to obtain the scriptures. After I descended to the mortal realm, the Tathagata didn't even send me a dream to give me a heads-up. Forget this lousy scripture. If it's a mature scripture, it should learn to walk itself to the Great Tang in the Eastern Land!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.