My Pills Have Buffs

Miss, I can tell you'll suffer a bloody misfortune within three days. I have a secret-recipe hemostatic powder here. Would you like some?

Granny, no offense, but this beauty pill works wonders. Take one and everyone will say you look like an eighteen-year-old girl.

Bro, want to cultivate immortality? I've got Nine-Nine Golden Pills.

Might Makes Right Pill: incredible strength for three days, then a week of weakness!

Beauty Pill: look like an old lady by day and a young beauty by night. The transformation is unstoppable.

Good Luck Pill: three hours of good luck, followed by a week of bad luck.

Divine Warrior Pill: a sickly weakling by day, invincible at night.

Peach Blossom Pill, Fortune Pill, Enlargement Pill, Good Luck Pill, Thunder Control Pill, Nine-Nine Golden Pills...

If you can think of it, I can make it happen!

Ever since Wang Yue, the wandering quack, showed up, this city has never been the same...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.