Jiangshi World: I'm Only Five, Please Stop Talking

Han Feng transmigrates to a zombie world and becomes Zhe Gu's adopted son. After activating the Taoist System, the world gains a young Taoist priest.

Some evil ghost: "You haven't even grown all your hair yet. You think you can take me on? Do you have a peachwood sword?"

Han Feng silently pulls out a top-grade, twenty-year-old peachwood sword and gives it a wave.

Some ghost queen: "I have twenty ghosts here. I bet you don't have twenty portions of virgin boy's urine."

Three black lines appear on Han Feng's forehead. "…"

Qiu Sheng: "Holy crap, he's only five, and he can pee that far, for that long, and with that much volume. What'll happen when he grows up?"

Ghost King: "Who can do anything to me? Unless you're the King of Hell's own son!"

Han Feng: "…"

Ox-Head Ghost God: "By order of the King of Hell, I have come to assist the young King of Hell!!"

Han Feng: "I just found out my dad is Han Qinhu. I don't want to work hard anymore."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.