Journey to the West: I'm Tang Sanzang, My True Name Is the Six-Winged Golden Cicada, and I'll Never Become a Buddha!

Queen of the Women's Kingdom: "Imperial Brother, would you stay and rule this kingdom with me?"

Tang Sanzang: "You think too simply, my lady. One kingdom won't satisfy me. I want to turn the Women's Kingdom into a heavenly realm beyond merit!"

Scorpion Demon: "Imperial Brother, why not become my husband instead? We could live carefree lives together!"

Tang Sanzang: "Nine-Tailed Earth Scorpion, we were equals back in the Primordial World. We would make quite a match!"

Tathagata: "Wretch, you actually became a Buddha and dared to defy the Heavenly Dao?"

Tang Sanzang: "Go fetch the Daoist Jieyin. You're not qualified to meet me!"

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on choosing to defy the Heavenly Dao and prevent Buddhism from flourishing!

Reward: ten drops of Pangu's Essence Blood! Reward: the God-Slaying Spear!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.