Three Kingdoms: Please, Just Shut Up Already

Wei Geng is reborn in the Three Kingdoms era as Cai Wenji's betrothed, and gains a miraculous ability: whatever people say about him can become reality.

Cai Wenji: Brother Geng, if only you had the courage of Huo Qubing, the Champion Marquis.

The frail scholar Wei Geng instantly gains peerless courage.

Diao Chan: This humble girl can devise the greatest schemes, too!

Wei Geng is holding Diao Chan in his arms when he suddenly masters every kind of clever stratagem.

An old woman: May my grandson be free of illness and disaster, and live to a hundred.

Wei Geng finally breathes a sigh of relief. Now he doesn't have to worry about suddenly kicking the bucket one day.

A year later, Wei Geng looks down and says in anguish: Please, I beg you, stop talking! I'm too powerful, and Diao Chan is in my arms!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.