I Really Do Have a System

Dressed in white, carrying a long sword, with a head of glossy hair, I am none other than the most handsome man in the imperial capital. Everyone adores me, flowers bloom at my arrival, and passing cars blow out their tires. Known as the honest and dependable young gentleman, I studied literature at two, practiced martial arts at three, finished kindergarten at four, and came first in the imperial exams at five. Those in the know call me Brother Kong. Below the city walls, the thousands of soldiers stare in utter confusion...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.