Journey to the West: Wukong, Step Aside! Let Your Master Go First!

Tang Zhen: Wukong, move aside and let me go first!

Sun Wukong: Don't, Master! You took care of all the demons before this. At least let me have a go!

Tang Zhen: Let you have a go? That demon wouldn't survive! Move aside, or I'll beat you up too!

Sun Wukong: ...

Tang Zhen: Wukong, look, there's a demon over there!

Sun Wukong: Yeah, there is. What about it, Master?

Tang Zhen: Doesn't he rub you the wrong way?

Sun Wukong: A little...

Tang Zhen: Come on, let's take him out!

Sun Wukong: That doesn't seem right, Master. He hasn't done anything to us.

Tang Zhen: No. I said we're taking him out, so we're taking him out!

Sun Wukong: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.