The Rise of a Great Power: The Fiercest Diplomat

Hua Yingjie: Esteemed Mr. Ampere, when our fishermen were spearfishing for whales at Diaoyu Island, they accidentally blew up several of your country's cruisers. On behalf of our country, I offer the most sincere apologies to the people of the Yamato nation. Next time, we'll make sure to strictly regulate our fishermen's harpoons.

Hua Yingjie: My esteemed Mr. Modi, please allow me to call you Third Brother. Third Brother, we're such close friends, so surely you won't take to heart a little thing like dozens of your soldiers being killed by firecrackers set off for the Spring Festival in our country, right?

Hua Yingjie: Oh my God, dear Comrade Putin, I finally get to see you alive! I've always thought that you became president instead of a comedian because God was playing the biggest joke on humanity. Oh, Comrade Putin, we're terribly sorry that our country's young children used slingshots to blow up your country's B-2 bombers. We've decided to take responsibility for our mistake and compensate you with 100 face masks..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.