Fahai: Sanzang, I'll Fetch the Scriptures for You!

As the strongest monk ever to undertake the journey to fetch the scriptures, with combat power through the roof, Fahai thinks the eighty-one trials are great fun!

Sun Wukong: Bodhisattva Guanyin, are you sure I'm supposed to protect my master on his journey west?

Fahai: Hmph! Just a petty demon! I'll send it to the afterlife!

Tang Sanzang: Big brother, Bai Jingjing and her whole family are good people!

Fahai: **, I could tell at a glance that they're not human!

Jade Emperor: This is bad! That monk from the Tang dynasty has gone mad! Hurry to the Western Heaven and fetch Buddha Tathagata!

Fahai: Hmph! You dared offend me, and you think you'll get away alive? Even Buddha himself can't help you now! Great Might, Heavenly Dragon! World-Honored One, Ksitigarbha! Prajna, bam, ah, hum...

Buddha: Guanyin, why do I feel like this Journey to the West isn't going the way we expected?

Guanyin: Well, goodness gracious! What did you expect, when Fahai became the one fetching the scriptures?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.