Esports: The Game Is Playing Me

"Scatter some rice on the keyboard, and even my chicken would play better than you!"

"I'll R your dam, is your offspring your dad? You keep taking them?"

"Is the streamer a disciple of Volcano?"

Wang Yifan was a genuine online troll. After someone beat him into a vegetative state at a shady internet cafe, he somehow transmigrated into the worlds of various online games.

Now he could finally live up to his catchphrase: "If I were playing, I'd do just as well."

But sometimes, when he actually got in there, it seemed he really couldn't do all that well...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.