Xuanhuan: I Have a Lao Gan Ma System!

Zhang Heng unexpectedly arrived in a fantasy world and acquired the Lao Gan Ma System!

This Lao Gan Ma could improve people's realms and cultivation. You could even call it an elixir of immortality.

Ziyang Zhenren: "Brother, could you give me a bottle of Lao Gan Ma? I'll trade you my entire medicinal herb garden!"

Zhang Heng: "Get lost! You think your crappy herb garden is worth a bottle of Lao Gan Ma? You think you deserve it?"

Princess of the Dashen Kingdom: "Brother Zhang, I won't ask for a whole bottle. Could you give me just one spoonful of Lao Gan Ma, the black bean flavor? Just one spoonful!"

Zhang Heng: "Who are you calling 'brother'? Who are you calling 'brother'? Who do you think you're talking to?"

Princess of the Dashen Kingdom: "I... I'll trade you ten maids!"

Zhang Heng: "Sorry, the minimum is a hundred. And you can't have a whole spoonful, only half, because we're running low."

Passerby: "Bro, I know Lao Gan Ma is running low, but please let me lick the lid. Just one lick, really, just one!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.