I Heard You Died, So I Brought a Coffin

听说你死了，所以我带着棺材来了

by Mr. Bald Bear (光头熊先生)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 8k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Otherworld Continent
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

"My name is A Sheng. I failed the college entrance exam, and my girlfriend turned me into a corpse. But on the day the transformation was complete, a bunch of devils carrying speakers and dancing ran off with my coffin. If Heaven gave me another chance, I'd send my warm regards to his whole family, then say sweetly to him, 'Are you carrying your own dad away or what?'"

"My name is Blackbeard Teach, and I'm freaking out. A bunch of devils dancing to 'New Treasure Island' made off with Whitebeard's coffin. How am I supposed to get the Tremor-Tremor Fruit now? Help!"

"Hello? Oda! It's Ace. Didn't you tell me in a dream that I could come back to life? Could you first get those devils dancing to 'Chicken You So Beautiful' to put my coffin down!!!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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