I'm in One Piece. What Do I Do If Showing Off Is Illegal?

What's it like when acting cool is against the law?

Red-Haired Shanks: "I hope you'll all do me a favor." Sentenced to 2 years.

Fahai: "You dare show off your paltry tricks before an expert!" Sentenced to 3 years.

Uchiha Madara: "Would you like to dance too?" Sentenced to 5 years.

Kizaru: "Oh my, have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?" Sentenced to 6 years.

Saitama: "There's nothing in this world I can't solve with one punch." Sentenced to 8 years.

Qin Shou: "I never act cool. Why was I sentenced to life?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.