In the Hokage World, a New Akatsuki Member with a Nine-to-Five Job

Tobi: Collect the Tailed Beasts and revive the Ten-Tails.

Nagato: Collect the Tailed Beasts, create Tailed Beast weapons, and bring about true peace.

Konan: Stick with Nagato. Wherever Nagato goes, I go.

Kakuzu: Make money and hunt down anyone who's worth something. I don't care who they are. If they're rich and I can beat them, I'll kill them.

Hidan: Spread the faith. Also, killing is an art. I'll kill anyone, no matter who they are.

Deidara: Explosions are an art. I'll develop the art of explosions. Also, I want to take down Uchiha Itachi.

Sasori: Art is puppetry. I'll turn Konan into a puppet.

Kisame: I have to help Tobi capture the Tailed Beasts. And I've started thinking of Itachi as a brother.

Orochimaru: I have to steal Uchiha Itachi's Sharingan and Pain's Rinnegan. I also want to obtain all their secret techniques.

Zetsu: Do whatever you want. I just have to revive my mom.

Itachi: Gather information on the others and take down Tobi.

New member: I work nine to five, with weekends off...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.