Urban: Starting with Calling the Wind and Summoning the Rain at Boot Camp

Qin Fan was at a loss.

All he did was say "Let the rain come" as a joke during military training, and in an instant, gale-force winds rose and torrential rain poured down.

He was napping in class when his deskmate shook him awake. Thinking there was an earthquake, he shouted, "Earthquake!" and ran out of the classroom. The whole class burst into laughter, just as the ground began to tremble.

Someone asked him to tell their fortune. Annoyed, he casually said, "Watch out for a bloody disaster." The person stepped outside, slipped on a banana peel, and fell face-first, covered in blood.

At the school ceremony, he was supposed to sing, but everyone started chanting for him to show off his immortal arts. Angrily, he said, "How about I bring a tribulation down on you all?" As soon as the words left his mouth, the sky and earth changed color, and thunderclouds rolled in...

Qin Fan held his forehead. "I'm really not an immortal!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.