Naruto: Are You Feeling Down Today?

I, Uchiha Kazuhiko, a time traveler. On the day I graduated from ninja school, the system was bound. This system is a bit tricky, really! "Daily mission: Please issue a gay card to your friend Uchiha Shisui." How could I, a decent young man, do something that tarnishes my image? Afterwards—— Hiss, it smells so good! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.