A Big News Morgans Working Nine to Five in the World of One Piece

xx: What? The Empress's measurements have been made public?

xx: A dignified Marine Admiral actually xxxx?

xx: What's today's news? Private photos of Nico Robin! Oh my god!

"Who on earth published this news?!"

"It was Pete. Brother Pete, since you're working overtime, can you leak some more juicy details?"

"I'm off work already. Maybe tomorrow."

As Pete sailed the seas, no news escaped his watchful eye. As for working overtime? Not in this lifetime.

Sitting on the deck, feeling the sea breeze and smoking a cigarette. What could be better?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.