The True Illusionist of Konoha

Yakumo: "My kekkei genkai can turn illusions into reality, but all you ever think about is using it to fight."

Orochimaru: "Yakumo, if I had met you sooner, perhaps I wouldn't have gone looking for Itachi and Sasuke."

Pain: "How many floors can a bag of rice carry? Wait, why am I in the Land of Rain? Weren't we already at war with the Hidden Leaf?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.