Xuanhuan: Please Stop Making Things Up About Me

It's all fake! The title is fake, and so is the blurb!

Cultivation, novels, all of it is fake!

Don't touch Us! We won't take our medicine. You're the crazy ones! We're not crazy!

There are always readers trying to harm Us! Protect Us! Protect Us!!!!

We're not the most handsome man under heaven!

We're not a cultivator blessed with extraordinary talent!

After transmigrating to a cultivation world, Li Changxian discovers that he keeps triggering opportunity quests that other people talk about, but every one of them takes a terrible toll on his body.

For example, he used the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts, got a Divine Beauty Transformation Pill, and then burned all over until he turned into a human-shaped lump of charcoal.

Or he met a beautiful white-haired woman who started having a heart-to-heart with him, then literally tore his heart out.

Once he realizes what's going on, he starts acting cautiously and keeping a low profile to avoid triggering quests.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.