Livestream: Please, Stop Being Such a Simp

"Bro, please, stop being a simp."

"Simp until the very end and you'll have nothing to show for it!!!"

"Anyone in town offering a hit-for-hire? I'll pay five yuan to have someone grind this simp into the pavement."

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salty soda on Meijia's behalf!"

"I'm launching a war against simps! Get in, everyone, 1/10 spots filled!"

"Bro, um… Your skills seem to be improving day by day."

"Lately, the girl of my dreams, whom I've been simping for halfway, suddenly stopped responding to me. How can I fix this!!!"

"There's no saving you! No saving you!"

"Another upright, wholesome simp. What on earth has this world come to!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.