Rejected? Is There Something Wrong with This University?!

I failed the college entrance exam, but my family received an acceptance letter anyway. So I was forced to give up my dream of becoming a security guard at Tsinghua and embark on the path of cultivation. But this college? What the hell, it's a cultivation college?

But where's Qi Refining? Foundation Establishment? Hey, why don't they teach any of that? What the hell is a quantum divine ability? The senior apprentice brother's signature move is catching a blade with his bare hands every single time? Why is everything so bizarre? A petite girl transforms into a muscular loli? Are you sure she didn't transmigrate here? Why is the teacher seriously explaining the principles of the divine ability of picking up soap in class? Who founded this college, anyway? This isn't the kind of cultivation I wanted, and all I ever wanted was to be a security guard!

Three months after enrolling, I ran into the once-in-a-decade cultivation gathering. Everyone else's style seemed perfectly normal. Why was the guy next door looking at me with such envy? The senior apprentice brother made his entrance. His opponent looked incredibly powerful. Here we go... Holy crap, the guy's on his knees! The senior apprentice brother pulls out...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.