I, Chongzhen, Will Never Hang Myself on the Crooked Neck Tree

The war is raging, the buildings are about to collapse, China is sinking, China is sinking, and the people are in dire straits. Wait, I made a mistake, try again. In a time of peace and prosperity, the country's fortunes are prosperous, the divine power of China is glorious, ministers from all over the world come to visit, and all the people live and work in peace and contentment. This is the story of Emperor Chongzhen who holds an AK and uses love and truth to save his dynasty on the verge of destruction and build a harmonious new world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.