Entertainment: After Ten Years in the Army, a Tough Guy Returns

"Hello friends in front of the TV, Lu Xuan, who has disappeared for ten years, appeared on the streets of the city today, using a tank to blast the supercar of the Stickman star!" In the news report, a clicking sound was heard, and under the horrified gaze of a group of cerebral palsy fans, the black barrel of the T80 heavy tank was aimed at the idol's supercar. "Boom!" Cannons fired, tanks rolled over, and supercars turned into piles of scrap metal. Cerebral palsy fans were so frightened that their idol Bangzi star was so scared that he peed. The audience in front of the TV was excited: "This is a tough guy, that man is back!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.