Journey to the West: From the Start, I Took Li Er as My Disciple

Chen Miao arrived in Chang'an and took on a disciple named Li Er.

Chen Miao soon discovered that Li Er had a lot of problems.

"Master, what should we do if the common people don't have enough to eat?"

"Easy. We have potatoes, corn, and sweet potatoes. And if that's still not enough, there's this divine treasure: hybrid rice!"

"Master, what if the Tang emperor wants to marry his daughter to you? Would you accept?"

"Of course! Why wouldn't I? You'd be a fool to turn down a free gift."

"Master, what do you think about the heavy rain in Chang'an?"

"Hmph! The Jing River Dragon King has no regard for the laws of Heaven. He's asking for death!"

"Master, what do you think about Master Xuanzang's Journey to the West?"

"Buddhism is hiding evil intentions. Get your junior brother Wang Xuance, and we'll attack Mount Ling together!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.