Urban: Invincible After Tearing Into My Blind Date

"Do you own a house?" "Do you own a car?" "Do you have money?"

Faced with a potential date's lethal triple question, it looked like yet another failed matchmaking session!

Luckily, Lu Yu acquired a System. As long as he roasted people, he would earn rewards!

"Why don't you look in the mirror? With all that makeup on, you don't even know if you look human or like a ghost!"

"As flat as an airport runway. An A-cup? No thanks!"

"You get twenty thousand a month for living expenses? What makes you worth that much?"

Roasting people feels good for a while, but roasting people nonstop feels good forever.

If roasting people can earn you endless wealth, magical treasures, and status, what could be better?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.