Journey to the West: I'm on My Knees! Please, Great One, Just Let Me Go!

西游：跪了，大佬求您关门大吉吧！

Status: Ongoing
Length: 12k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Myths & Legends
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

In Journey to the West, there's a secret shop.

Chen Mo sells everyone's secrets from the world of Journey to the West.

Guanyin: Boss, please stop selling my secrets. Take them off the market!

Zhunti: Boss, please don't reveal my secret crush on Nuwa!

Yuanshi Tianzun: You little thief, you'd better shut down your shop! I won't let you sell my secrets!

Hongjun: My young friend, how about we make a deal? Take my secrets off the market, and I'll give you Primordial Purple Qi and a position among the Sages.

Chen Mo: No way! Closing up is out of the question. Selling secrets is the only way I can scrape by.

Chen Mo: Jade Emperor, I've got a secret about the Queen Mother. Want to buy it? For just one innate spiritual treasure, you'll find out who's been cheating on you!

Queen Mother: Boss, I'll get on my knees and beg you. Please don't sell my secrets. I'll let all the Seven Fairies work as your waitresses, okay?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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