Disaster: From the Start, I Had Frostmourne

"This divine weapon, Frostmourne, is the prized treasure I've kept hidden away. I'm giving it to you today."

"You'd really do something that nice for me?"

"Of course! We go way back. Would I ever take advantage of you?"

At most, it'll just devour your soul.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.