Great Qin: The Greatest Playboy in History

In the Xianyang Imperial Palace, the First Emperor lost his temper like never before, cursing for nearly half an hour.

First Emperor: "He neglects his duties, shows no respect for his elders, and defies all authority. How can he be so unruly?"

Li Si: "Your Majesty, the theater Prince Hai opened is actually quite good."

Zhao Gao: "That's right, Your Majesty. The disco Prince Hai opened brings in as much as ten top-ranking counties."

First Emperor: "Is that what a prince should be doing? Huh? Where does that leave me? Huh?"

Li Si: "That game parlor is pretty good too. The remnants of the Six States are so absorbed in it that no one talks about restoring their kingdoms anymore."

Zhao Gao: "And the beauty pageant has drained plenty of money from the nobles of the Six States."

First Emperor: "So you mean what he did was right? Without me, how could he even exist?"

Li Si: "The soccer and rugby matches have greatly reduced crime across the land."

Zhao Gao: "The hot pot chain has also greatly boosted the food and farming industries among the people."

First Emperor: "I know all that..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.