Urban: Please, Stop Making These Ridiculous Wishes

Other people's wishes echo in Xu Yuan's ears.

As long as Chen Zhe hears them clearly, those wishes come true for Xu Yuan.

A lottery fan: "Heavens, please let the ticket I bought win!"

Lottery Center: "Congratulations, Mr. Xu Yuan! You've won the grand prize, one hundred million yuan!"

A starstruck fan: "Bodhisattva, please bless me and make Yang Mi my wife!"

Yang Mi: "Husband Xu Yuan, don't run away! In life, I belong to you, and in death, I'll be your ghost!"

An office worker: "Jesus, please let me get promoted this time!"

The group's board of directors: "Ding! Hello, Mr. Xu. After a unanimous decision, you will take up the position of Group Security Director effective immediately!"

A chuunibyou: "Heavens, please grant me superpowers!"

Xu Yuan raised a hand, and a skyscraper floated toward the moon.

Xu Yuan: Please, I'm begging you all, stop making random wishes. The whole universe...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.