Three Kingdoms: I Made the Heroes of the Three Kingdoms Suffer!

Hilarious, absurd comedy, with a shameless schemer tricking the heroes. Cross-dressing goes live, a must-read for macho men.

Cao Cao: Taking the realm is easy. Finding a virtuous wife is hard.

Li Ling: Brother Cao, wait up. The lovely Jinlian would make a fine wife.

Liu Bei: I have an ailment that even Hua Tuo can't cure.

Li Ling: You deserve the miracle doctor Aguli.

The barbarians: Hand over your strategist, women, and food, or our border will never know peace.

Li Ling: A hundred thousand public intellectuals can elevate noble culture.

Li Ling, a shameless schemer who transmigrated into the Three Kingdoms era, offers up the filial son Fengxian, the virtuous wife Jinlian, a hundred thousand public intellectuals, three thousand brothel workers, the TV miracle doctor Aguli... and tricks every hero in the Three Kingdoms.

After witnessing the strongest warlord of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao, drink medicine and die, the mighty barbarians suddenly go mad, reform, and fall apart. One warlord after another gets conned. When a hundred thousand flamers reach Jiangdong and everyone there starts roasting Sun Quan, Sun Quan kneels and begs for mercy: Brother Li, spare me! Jiangdong has Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, and my sister Sun Shangxiang too. I'll give them all to you.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.