Great Tang: I Cracked Walnuts with the Imperial Jade Seal, and It Broke

Li Chengqian transmigrated into the Tang Dynasty as Crown Prince Li Chengqian, just after his appointment as crown prince.

Being a crown prince from the start should have meant he'd reached the pinnacle of life right away. But then he awakened a "Troublemaker System," whose first mission was: "Swear never to be crown prince! Host, have you ever thought about how dangerous royal struggles are, and how many princes have their eyes on you? Can you eat in peace? Can you sleep soundly? Without a single self-defense skill, how will you survive? So you must keep causing trouble and earn all kinds of survival skills. The Host must relinquish the position of crown prince within one day. Mission reward: one technology gift pack and one special gift pack. Failure: your dick is gone!"

So Li Chengqian tried crying, throwing a tantrum, and threatening to hang himself, but none of it worked.

In the end, Li Chengqian climbed onto the roof of Daming Palace and cracked walnuts with the Imperial Jade Seal. It broke...

But what broke, the Imperial Jade Seal or the walnuts? Or did he accidentally hit his balls...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.