LOL: Showdown, I Am the Lord of Zaun!

As soon as he opened his eyes through Zaun, he found himself lying on Singed's dissecting bed, with a pair of sharp pliers coming towards him. Bite! The talent system has been activated, choose any talent! Talent? Thunder? Immortal? Conqueror? I'm about to be dissected, so what's the point? Can you change the system to let me survive first? System: Don't choose to get out! WDNMD! Is even the system so messy? OK! I am more peaceful than you! I choose the omen of burglary! Singed: "Where's my crazy potion?" Victor: "Where is my perfect core?" Ike: "Where's my Z-drive?" Jinx: "Where's my blue suspender belt?" … Steal money! Steal equipment! Steal attributes! Steal skills! What's yours is mine! Mine is still mine! Heroes: Stay away from me. This is not a sign of theft at all. This is an open robbery! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.