Showbiz: I've Been Retired for Five Years, and the Whole World Wants Me Back

After transmigrating, everyone else wants to make a fortune and become a superstar. But I've already achieved all that, and now I just want to set up a street stall and live like an ordinary person. You want to expose me? Go ahead, it won't change a thing. I'm not going back to the entertainment industry. All the celebrities are my fans, and it's so boring. I just want to live an ordinary, simple life with my head resting on a pretty girl's lap.

To find a girl who likes me for reasons other than my stunning looks and tens of billions in assets, I'm going to set up a stall and be an utterly ordinary playboy.

What? A troll says I've run out of ideas?

Come on, my new song, "Mojito," is already uploaded.

What? A troll says I can sing but can't make movies?

Come on, Master Ma Baoguo, help me beat him up.

What? A troll says China can't make a kung fu movie with any grit?

Come on, Wang Baoqiang, you can play Feng Yuxiu in my new film.

What? A troll says that apart from being handsome, rich, and talented, I'm good for nothing?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.