Urban: Give Me a Different System from the Start

Give Me a Different System!

The last System was useless. Zhang Xiao wants a new one.

System: It's not useless. You're the useless one!

Zhang Xiao: I don't care. Give me a new one, preferably one that lets me slack off and live for free.

"Ding! The useless person's exclusive System has been successfully bound. Congratulations, Host, you are now God's favorite."

"Ding! The Host sneezed and may be coming down with a serious illness. Reward: 1 million in compensation."

"Ding! The Host nearly got hit by a car, traumatizing his delicate heart. Reward: one luxury sports car."

"Ding! The Host walked ** ten thousand steps today and feels completely drained. Reward: 100 million in compensation."

Zhang Xiao: Fine, I'll be useless! As long as I can slack off and live for free...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.