Journey to the West: Freeze! Hands in the Air!

Have you ever seen Taibai Jinxing as an African?

Have you ever seen Guanyin Bodhisattva pole-dancing?

Have you ever seen Tathagata Buddha with a bulbous, booze-red nose?

Do you know how Nezha became a girl?

Do you know why Zhu Bajie is in love with Chang'e?

Do you know who Sha Monk is having an affair with?

After transmigrating to the world of Journey to the West and becoming Tang Sanzang, Jin Can knew there were no good people in this world! So he bellowed, "Don't move! Put your hands up!" Then he activated the System and let himself go...

Note 1: This book could also be called Tang Sanzang, Could You Stop Being Such a Menace? Journey to the West: From the Start, I Shaved 1,200 Heads. Thanks for Asking! This humble monk is practicing the Art of the Jade Maiden with Wu Zetian. Chang'e belongs to Tang Sanzang, and Tang Sanzang belongs to the whole world.

Note 2: This is a Journey to the West for young people. If you don't get it, it means you're old. This is a funny Journey to the West. If you laugh so hard you wet your pants, the author accepts no responsibility...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.