Master, Stop Pretending. I Know Chinese Martial Arts Can Fight!

Ye Yang transmigrates to a parallel world where traditional Chinese martial arts have fallen into decline and foreign cultures flourish.

Nippon Ninja Association: "Forgive my bluntness, but traditional Chinese martial arts are **!"

American Fighting Association: "Traditional Chinese martial arts? KO'd in three seconds, right? Why learn that? Come train in mixed martial arts with me!"

Thai Muay Thai Association: "Not one of these traditional martial arts masters here can fight!"

Beautiful Host: "Master Ye, everyone says traditional Chinese martial arts are useless in a fight. Is that true?"

Ye Yang: "Traditional Chinese martial arts really are just for fitness. It's all show, so don't take any of it seriously."

With that, Ye Yang performed the Crushing Fist of Xingyiquan and knocked a cow flat with one punch.

Beautiful Host: ...

Beautiful Host: "Master Ye, is it really possible to run along walls and leap over rooftops using qinggong?"

Ye Yang: "Everyone, please believe in science. Running along walls and leaving no trace in the snow are all fake!"

With that, he used the Eight Steps to Catch the Cicada...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.