In the eighth year of Zhenguan, a young man led a little girl into the political center of the Tang Dynasty, Chang'an City.
Cheng Yaojin: Let me show you what it means to be a man. Having a big stone on your chest is childish. A real man should beat nails with his hands and have a stone on his head.
Little Lolita: Daddy, what is a real man? Can it be eaten? Also, Grandpa Black Coal Ball is too weak...
Fang Xuanling: Strategy? This is just a habit I was born with.
Little Lolita: Daddy, what is strategy? I know such a simple thing. Do I also know that strategy?
Li Shimin: There is a severe drought in Hedong Road and a locust plague in Shannan Road. My people live with no clothes or enough food to eat. Who can do anything? Save my country.
Little Lolita: Daddy, is this uncle talking about someone who has no clothes to wear and no food to eat? Isn't this simple? We have cotton-padded clothes and sweet potatoes, okay...
Li Shimin: Baby, are you telling the truth? If you...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
