From the Start? Sorry, Staying Alive Comes First!

开局？抱歉，狗命要紧！

by Never Start from the Beginning (绝不开局)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 61k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Xuanhuan
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

When Chen Ping woke up, half a wall in his bathroom was missing!

Beyond the wall was the Primordial World. On this side was Chen Ping, sitting on the toilet.

A Huangzhong Plum Tree stood not far outside the wall. One Huangzhong Plum hung from its branches. Eat it, and you'd become a Great Luo Golden Immortal on the spot!

Looking at the little black cat beneath the Huangzhong Plum Tree outside, which could only pass gas, Chen Ping shook his head and decided he absolutely wasn't going out...

System: You've got a Huangzhong Plum from the start. How is that not enough?

Chen Ping: From the start? Sorry, staying alive comes first!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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