Great Tang: Zhang San, Outlaw Without Bounds

Ministry of Personnel: "Your Majesty, an outlaw has appeared in Qingshui County. His real name is Zhang Qi, and his bandit alias is Zhang San! He has kidnapped the county magistrate several times!"

Ministry of War: "Your Majesty, Zhang San is selling green salt at rock-bottom prices and disrupting the market!"

Ministry of Justice: "Your Majesty, Zhang San took advantage of the great famine to win the people's hearts in the name of disaster relief!"

Censorate: "Your Majesty, Zhang San has opened more than sixty branches of his convenience store. Ordinary merchants can barely make a living!"

Dali Temple: "Your Majesty, Zhang San has abducted Princess Sizi!"

Li Er: "Really? Quick, quick, quick, issue an edict for their marriage! For the bride price, I want forty percent of his bank and supermarket, and, most importantly, his blast furnace steelmaking technique. Otherwise, I won't acknowledge him as my son-in-law!"

Empress Zhangsun: "...Your Majesty, she's still just a child!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.