Great Tang: From the Start, I Pretended to Be the Wine-Sword Immortal!

"Hi, everyone. I'm Li Wu. I transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty, and I'm panicking because I bragged to Li Er and the others that I was the Wine Sword Immortal, and they actually believed me! What should I do now? I'm waiting for an answer online, and it's urgent!"

Drunk, Li Wu runs into a group of people cosplaying as figures from the Tang Dynasty. One claims to be Yuchi Gong, another Cheng Yaojin, another Li Jing, and, damn it, someone else claims to be Li Shimin.

"Heh, putting on airs in front of me? I could just as well claim to be the Wine Sword Immortal!"

The next day.

Li Wu looks at the eunuch kneeling before him and the sword in his hand. All he can think is, "Holy crap."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.