Great Tang: I Snatched Changle from the Start and Took Down Changsun Chong

Recruit people and build an army!

Take supplies and resources!

Chu Yang: In the Tang Dynasty, we seize people. The men become laborers, and the women become maids!

We don't take people from other races. We kill them all, burn everything, and seize all their land!

Li Lizhi: Husband! Let's figure out how to win Li Er's heart.

Yuchi Gong: Prince Consort! What happened to treating prisoners well? We get no food if we don't work, and no decent food even when we do!

Cheng Yaojin: Prince Consort! When are you going to take me prisoner again?

Li Er: Good son-in-law! I'm your father-in-law, after all. Can't you take me prisoner again?

Zhangsun Wuji: Prince Consort! I've stopped holding a grudge over you killing my son. Please, just don't come after me!

Other races: Oh no! The God of Seizing is back! We've fled all the way to the North Pole. Please stop taking our land!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.