Great Tang: I Railed at Li Shimin from the Start

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. If you don't reply after reading this, it's all anthropomorphism.

I'm panicking now. I received an order from my superiors to get 666 time-travelers. If I don't have 666 time-travelers, I will be dismissed. If you reply 5, you can get a super system and time-travel with you. However, in order to complete the task quickly, I give you another option. If you reply 0, you can get a super system plus countless goddesses who are devoted to you and will travel with you.

My heart is as empty as a well, and my mind is as flying as the maple leaves on Matsushima. The fragrance of Muto orchids outside the window is like the love of Iijima. Withered leaves, young oranges and pear gauze are thin, falling flowers fill the sky with sea wings, and butterflies dance across the western fields and soar thousands of miles away. The small lake reflects Maria, and the oriole flies back to the small spring with colorful wings. It has not been long since I saw you on the bridge. The gastrodia elata is bound to make ropes, and the waves are full of mist and the wild clothes are knotted. The drizzle is blowing in the south palace, and the music of the piano is playing, and the apricot trees are hidden in the Xichuan River in the north. Love at dawn and dusk with cherry blossoms. Takiya Zetian enjoys Rolla, and Chunyue Noda moistens the sand. Autumn leaves are falling, winter maples are falling, peach blossoms are fragrant in deep valleys.

The author Jun hereby wishes all the lovely students a successful start, and that they will operate as fiercely as a tiger tomorrow, and do all the big things and small things without mistakes, so go for it!!!

It's time to prove your innocence, type 'mp' to see if the movie is selling, real men must stand up bravely

Come on, Li Er is easy to get along with? Look at what happened to Wei Zheng. Not every emperor is Zhao Zhen, and Zhu Houcong is better than Li Er as a person.

Got the author! Quick! Get the rope on the first floor, boil water in the pot on the second floor, prepare firewood on the third floor, prepare salt, oil, sauce, and vinegar on the fourth floor. Hey, why are you taking off your pants on the fifth floor? This cannot be done! No day! The sixth floor stopped the fifth floor, and the seventh floor called up to the eighth floor to carry the author together! Careful! He bites, he bites! Come on the ninth floor and shut his mouth. The tenth floor has set up the tables, chairs, bowls and chopsticks, and after the eleventh floor has finished working in the kitchen, the twelfth floor will help the eleventh floor kill the author. Thirteenth Floor, Hey, Thirteenth Floor, why are you cutting the author's rope? Hello! Stop it! The author ran away! The author was let go by the 13th floor! Fourteenth floor, fifteenth floor, sixteenth floor, hurry up and catch the traitor on the thirteenth floor who is cheating on others. Go to the 17th and 18th floors to author you. You two bring that guy over here and hold him down! I ask you to let him go! I ask you to let him go! I'll slap you to death! Tell me honestly, why did you let the author go? What? You slept with the author! Did you hear it on the fifth floor? There is already someone as an author! Why! Why! Why are you taking off your pants again on the fifth floor?

I was originally a loser high school student on earth. By chance, I embarked on the road to becoming the strongest. After thousands of years of hard training, I finally became the supreme master who controls the universe! After achieving the highest level of achievement I decided to give something back to my fellow men on earth in the past. Next, just reply to me 666 and I will send him a planet like this: there are 100 million beauties living on the planet who are perfect in the aesthetics of the earth; there are no male creatures on the entire planet; all creatures on the planet must obey the planet lord absolutely; the planet lord is immortal on the planet, can control everything on the planet, has unlimited energy, and the golden gun can last for millions of years!

You stopped reading after seeing Chapter 31, and you were shocked after saying a few words that everyone knew? Haha, although the technology of ancient people is not as good as modern people, their brains are still easy to use, not to mention those people who specialize in politics.

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