I Am the Son of Brother Ming and Auntie

Whitebeard: Be my son, Gordon! Gordon: Get lost, idiot, I'm a Celestial Dragon! Auntie: Baby, come to mommy's bowl! Gordon: Well, I won't go. Will I be eaten by you? Kaido: Don Quixote Gordon, how dare you betray me! Gordon: Haha, Kaido, do you really think you can't be killed? Brother Ming: Son, you are great! Gordon: Nonsense, I am the ceiling of the pirate world! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.